Movie Getting Any? (1994) download free
Book Title: Getting Any?|
Directors: Takeshi Kitano
Release Date: 1995-02-11
Runtime: 108 min
Stars: Duncan,Moeko Ezawa,Taka Guadalcanal
IMDb Rating: 6.2
Full movie description "Getting Any?":A slapstick comedy, about a goofy middle-aged man who is obsessed with the idea of having car sex. While pursuing his 'dream', he makes all the wrong moves possible, and ends up enrolling in a number of crazy escapades.
Reviews of the Getting Any?And by that I do not mean the main character in this movie who does absurd things to get laid. It's the reviewers here that are completely stupid. Why are they making this a racial thing saying "if you like Japanese culture." Who are these asshats who are so busy feeling pretentious for sitting through a vintage and indie film made in Japan, that they totally missed the quite obvious point?
It is a brilliant satire and reading the reviews and seeing how that flew over their heads almost repulses me!? This film is simply about "MEN" who think their cars impress women! How dare these reviewers think that Japanese people aren't human and also don't go through this sort of peer pressure! That this film is simply mocking "Japanese pop culture." I'm confused! This film was made in 1994! Now unless the director literally said "I made this film to mock Japanese pop culture," and you can prove that with a link to a credible source, I don't get why people are saying this!
One guy even said this movie mocks Zatoichi! Zatoichi was made almost 10 years after this film so HOW IS THIS FILM MOCKING ZATOICHI?! Shut up you ignorant weaboo!!? He just wants to brag that he has seen Zatoichi so he mentioned it!! And other people who do not know better themselves will find his idiotic review worthy.
Now, on to why I love and totally understand this film and do NOT see this as merely a "Japanese movie." One scene shows the main actor conspiring a plan to get sex by having a first class plane ticket. The director shows us his fantasies and how he goes after the ridiculous thing. He says to himself, "I need money. I can rob a bank. I need a gun to rob a bank." And I'm totally in tune with this guy at this point so I tell myself as a joke (the 1st time I have seen the movie): "Well, I guess he's going to have to become a policeman so he can get a gun, so he can rob a bank." And what does this guy do? Well I can't say much but he goes through a ridiculous number of attempts to get a gun! It is hilarious and sometimes he is too stupid even for me but I never blame the movie, I see this as a brutal relentless mockery of the mentality of desperate, insecure men who hide behind their materials to get women. And I loved this movie inside and out.
I think this movie needs to be redone and rebooted as an almost exact remake. With famous actors of today in Japan. Modern Japanese movies with attractive Japanese cast has no problem appealing to the modern and young crowd in and out of Japan, the type of people who have to see this movie the most. Stop hiding behind your materials, you look silly. And stop getting yourself into a chain of unnecessary situations to impress other people. This movie for me is a fine balance of wit and silliness while never straying from its purpose. I mean it's not about the silliness of each scene, it's about WHY is he doing it. He messed up a bigtime movie he got a role in JUST so he can be an actor JUST so he can meet groupies JUST so he can get laid. HE'S ridiculous but the MOVIE is spot on with making fun of men like this.
This movie is an unsung answer to life's dumbest problems like materialism and getting sex. It shouldn't be looked at as simply Japanese quirkiness. This movie is similar to Britain's "The Inbetweeners." Which is also not about being British. It's about being a desperate teenage boy, simple. And America could never do this properly. It would be all slapstick and no wit and obviously it is another American who made the ignorant racial review about this movie! Ha.
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